It's mock 3.0 time, when I shed some of my 1.0 and 2.0 skin and just let it all hang down. Consider it my YOLO mock, dedicated to the team picking first (and fourth) that doesn't care what you think about Josh Allen (spoiler).
I might've gotten carried away. There are only 2 (!) repeats from 2.0 (one if you count same player and draft slot) and four from my first mock of the year.
One constant: at least three quarterbacks in the top five picks, with the same passer landing with one squad in all three mocks.
I linked to quite a few of the fantastic stories our team has written this draft season. Spend a bit of time perusing and I'm quite confident you'll agree. As for this mock, well, I'm fairly confident you won't agree with a lot of it. But that's what makes this time of year so fun. And not doing the same mock every time. It's not just the prospects trying to show off their versatility after all.
And one more note before we begin: You'll find links at the bottom of every pick, directing you to our fancy new draft database, loaded with hundreds of Greg Gabriel's scouting reports. Greg spent hundreds of hours grinding on his evaluations this season, and for $5, you get unlimited access to every report for six months. Try it out. You're gonna get some satisfaction.